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Oliver: ♪ green acres
Is the place to be ♪

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♪ farm livin' is
The life for me ♪

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♪ land spreadin'
Out so far and wide ♪

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♪ keep manhattan, just
Give me that countryside ♪

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Lisa: ♪ new york ♪

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♪ is where I'd rather stay ♪

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♪ I get allergic smelling hay ♪

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♪ I just adore a
Penthouse view ♪

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♪ darling, I love you ♪

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♪ but give me park avenue ♪

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♪ the chores ♪

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♪ the stores ♪

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♪ fresh air ♪

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♪ times square ♪

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♪ you are my wife ♪

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♪ good-bye, city life ♪

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Both: ♪ green acres,
We are there ♪

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Oliver, breakfast!

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Darling, darling,

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Your breakfast is almost ready.

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Oh, yes, thank you, but
I wanted to finish this...

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Oh, say, here, here.

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That's my hotcake batter.

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Yes. I just want
To see if it'll...

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Oh, hey, it does.

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No wonder I get that heavy
Feeling after breakfast.

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That's your fault.
Why do you eat it?

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I need some more of the...

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Eb: mr. Douglas! Mr. Douglas!

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Oh!

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What the...

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Hey, you started the fireplace.

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You got one brick up already.

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They were all up
Until you barged in.

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Here's a letter for
You, mrs. Douglas.

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No wonder they didn't stick.

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Your cement's too thin.

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Oh, that's hotcake batter.

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Oh, then it's too thick.

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What's too thick?

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Nothing. Who's the letter from?

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Cynthia.

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Gee, how is she?

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I haven't seen her
In a long while.

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Is she still...

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Do you know cynthia?

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No. Who is she?

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She happens to be my sister.

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Oh, that's who she is.

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I didn't recognize
Her handwriting.

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Oh? What has she got to say?

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Oh, charles is
Coming next thursday.

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Oh, boy, good old charles.

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I haven't seen him since...

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Do you know charles?

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No. Who is he?

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My nephew.

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What do you mean,
Charles is coming to visit?

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Well, last time I
Wrote to your sister,

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I invited him.

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What for?

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Well, I couldn't think
Of anything else to say.

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When is charles getting here?

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Thursday, so we'll
Give him a nice party,

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And then on friday, we're
Going to take him to...

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We don't have to entertain him.

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Well, what is the
Poor boy going to do?

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He can help eb.

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Oh, boy, I always
Wanted my own flunky.

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Eb.

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A guy I can shove around
Like you shove me around.

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If you don't...

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Darling, where is
He going to sleep?

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He can share eb's room.

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I've already got
Somebody sharing my room.

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Who?

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Eloise.

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What? My pet turtle.

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Out.

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I'm going.

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Out! I'm gone!

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Oh!

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What was that?

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I don't know, but wait
Until I get my hands

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On that chowderhead.

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Shut that off, you chowderhead!

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What are you doing?

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Shut that thing off. You stupid?

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Uncle ollie.

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Oh, don't touch me.

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Don't you recognize me?

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I'm your nephew chuck.

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Chuck?

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I didn't expect you to...

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Oh, what happened
To that little boy...

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When you were young,
Your hair didn't come...

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Do you have any identification?

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Identification?

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Darling, what was all that...

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Oh, hello, young lady.

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No. She's not a...

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He's...

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It's my nephew.

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Oh. Hello, charles.

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I am your aunt lisa

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Through your mother's brother.

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You really shot yourself down

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A real bird, uncle ollie.

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Oh, well, thank you, charles.

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Chuck. Chuck what?

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Chuck. It's my nickname.

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Oh, well, whoever you are,

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We are delighted you came.

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Yes. It's nice of
You to drop in.

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Now, if you're ever in
The neighborhood again,

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Let us know.

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No, darling.

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Your sister said

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That he would like to
Stay with us for a while.

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Oh, well, come
Along, chuck charles.

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I'll make you breakfast.

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Well, I might go for
A little espresso.

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Uh, wouldn't you like
To clean up a little bit

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Before you go into the house?

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Like, say, ahem, get a haircut?

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You putting me on?

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I just got it cut yesterday.

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Come along. I'll
Make you breakfast,

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And then later on, I'll show you

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Where you're going to sleep.

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Sorry about this, eloise,
But we're having company.

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You'll have to
Sleep out for a while.

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Lisa: eb!

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Here, darling.

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There.

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Man, what a
Ring-a-ding staircase.

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Eb, I want you to meet

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My nephew-in-law chuck charles.

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Just plain chuck.

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Howdy. I'm just plain eb.

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Want to help me feed my turtle?

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Oh, I really splashed
Down in hicksville.

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What'd he say?

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I don't know. He
Came from chicago,

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And that's the way
They talk there.

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Oh.

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Oh, well, I'll leave you 2
Boys to get acquainted.

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Well, might as well
Make yourself at home.

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Want to hang up
Your coat and hair?

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Oh, that's a real knee slapper.

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Uh, where do I flake out?

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Boy, you sure talk
Funny in chicago.

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Look, lil abner, where
Do I pile the bones?

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You know, sleep.

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Oh, you share the bed with me.

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Ok.

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Hey, watch it!

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Ooh!

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You could've flattened henry.

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Ahh!

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What are you, some
Kind of animal nut?

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No. Animals are my hobby.

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If you want, we can go
Over to the creek tonight

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And get one of these for you.

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Oh, that sounds
Like a gassy evening.

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Tell me, what else do you
Do around here for kicks?

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Well, we can sit
Around and listen

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To my record collection.

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What kind of records?

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Oh, dizzy gillespie,

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Dave brubeck, tijuana brass.

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Do those cats turn you on?

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Oh, yeah. They're neato, man.

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Neato?

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You just killed
The whole effect.

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Hello, eb.

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Oh, good morning,
Eleanor, darling.

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Morning, miss douglas.

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What's the matter
With your voice?

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Nothing. Chuck's
Still asleep upstairs.

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Oh, the poor boy. He's
Probably very tired,

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Riding all the way from
Chicago on his sickle-cycle.

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It wasn't that. He
Was up half the night

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Changing my record
Player into a hi-fi.

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Oh, that's very nice.

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What's nice?

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Shh!

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What's nice?

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Well, what chuck
Charles did last night.

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Underneath all that hair,

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He's a pretty nice kid.

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Well, I'm glad <I>you</I> like him.

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Why are we whispering?

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He's still asleep.

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Asleep?

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He's asleep?

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It's past 6:00!

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What does he think this
Is, a country club? Chuck!

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Ahh! Unh.

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Cock-a-doodle-do, unc.

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Morning, aunt chick.

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Good morning, chuck charles.

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Did you sleep well?

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Uh, no, not too good.

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That frog had pretty cold feet.

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Chuck...

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What are you people
Doing up so early?

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I mean, did your electric
Blanket blow a fuse?

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This is a farm... Mm-hmm.

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And on a farm,
People get up early.

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Why? Yeah, why?

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I was wondering about that, too.

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Lisa.

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In the city, I always
Slept until noon.

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Chuck says he sleeps
Until 2:00 in the afternoon.

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He's going to teach
Me how to do it.

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If there's one
Thing you don't need,

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That's lazy lessons.

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Now, get to work.

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Yes, sir.

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Now, chuck, this is a farm,

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And you got to
Learn that on a farm

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You're expected to pitch in

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And do your share of...

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Look, you wouldn't consider

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Getting a haircut, would you?

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Now, you've got to learn

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That I expect you
To help around here.

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There's certain
Chores you've got to do.

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Now, if you want
To stay around here,

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You've got to do them. Here.

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How do you play this thing?

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It hasn't got any strings on it.

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Eb will show you.

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Ok, where do I go?

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The other side
Of the corn field.

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That's pretty far. I think
I'd better take my cycle.

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You wouldn't think of walking?

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And get my boots dusty?

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After sleeping until
2:00 in the afternoon,

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Then what'd you do?

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Oh, I'd usually
Slip on my threads,

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Hop on my cycle,

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And cut out for
The coffee house.

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Boy, that's what I call living.

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Yeah. It does kind
Of tire you out,

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But you get used to it.

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I'm used to it already.

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When are we going
To dig that ditch?

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Man, you are sick.

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Listen, you start fooling around

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With this shovel stuff,

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And you're going to
Wind up in blisterville.

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Mr. Douglas gets pretty mad

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If you don't do
Something he tells you to.

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He can't help it. All
Kooks are like that.

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Well, after we finish
Not digging the ditch,

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What else ain't we going to do?

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Well, I figured we'd
Take us a little nap,

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Then we'd hop on
The cycle, and we'd...

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Where's the action around here?

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Hooterville.

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Oh.

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Sorry.

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Man, what are you doing?

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Whittling.

268
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,912
It's kind of an unwritten law.

269
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,491
When you sit in front
Of the general store,

270
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,881
You're supposed to whittle.

271
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,650
That way if any
Tourists come by,

272
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,519
It gives the town a
Nice rustic effect.

273
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,934
I thought you said this
Is where the action is.

274
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,758
It is. If you sit
Here long enough,

275
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,093
Every pretty girl in
Hooterville walks by.

276
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,306
Well, we have been sitting
Here for 3 hours now,

277
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,965
And, like, nobody
Has crossed my path.

278
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,133
Well, tuesday's a slow day.

279
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,669
This is friday.

280
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:21,439
It is? That's even
Slower than tuesday.

281
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,909
Man, isn't there anything
To do in this town?

282
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,310
Want to go over to the depot

283
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,412
And watch the
12:00 train come in?

284
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:30,882
It's 3:00.

285
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,018
It is? Gosh, it's
2 minutes late.

286
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,221
No, thanks, man.

287
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,530
That's a little
Too crazy for me.

288
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,374
Morning, mr. Douglas.

289
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,798
Hi, mr. Kimball.

290
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,601
Yeah. Sure is a
Nice day, isn't it?

291
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,302
Oh, what's nice about it?

292
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,204
Well, it seems kind of nice.

293
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,739
It's not raining.

294
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,941
At least I...

295
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,943
No, it's not raining.

296
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,378
Of course, if
The wind shifted...

297
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,214
What are you doing?

298
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,782
I'm trying to get
My motor fixed.

299
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,528
Mind if I have a look?

300
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:07,552
Go ahead.

301
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:12,056
I happen to be pretty
Good with motors.

302
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,858
Oh, boy.

303
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,059
Hopeless?

304
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,505
Oh, I wouldn't say that.

305
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,730
If you get yourself a new...

306
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,232
Or change the...

307
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,901
Think we could push
It over to a junkyard?

308
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,137
Mr. Kimball, I have
Got to get this...

309
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,673
Oh, well, go on. Have to what?

310
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,474
Fix the motor!

311
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,011
Oh, I don't think I can do that.

312
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,046
I just remembered
Why I came over.

313
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,347
It was to...

314
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,482
Wait. I have a memo on it.

315
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,197
Oh, yes. I heard your
Niece was staying here,

316
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,465
And I thought
Maybe she'd like to...

317
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,523
Not my niece. It's my nephew.

318
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,859
Oh, well, I heard she
Had hair down to...

319
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,828
Yeah, yeah. That's the
Way they wear it nowadays.

320
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,608
Yeah, it's pretty hard to tell

321
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,776
Who's a boy and who's a girl

322
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,834
Unless you happen
To be one of them.

323
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,137
I read a book about that once.

324
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,505
I'd be very happy to
Have your niece join the...

325
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,840
It's my nephew.

326
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,642
Oh, is he here, too?

327
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,946
No. I don't have a
Niece. I have a nephew.

328
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,482
Well, whatever she is,

329
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,162
You think he or she
Would like to join?

330
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,385
Join what?

331
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,420
The hypas... That's
The hooterville

332
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,656
Young people's
Agricultural society.

333
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,692
Not to be confused
With the pypas.

334
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,237
That's the pixley young people's

335
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,961
Agricultural society.

336
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,340
Then there's the cypas.

337
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,043
That's the crabwell corners...

338
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,334
I don't think charles
Is the hypas type.

339
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,203
Everybody's the hypas type.

340
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,371
I joined when I was 8.

341
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,707
Well, I was really 6,

342
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,810
But I lied about the
Corn I was growing.

343
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,544
That doesn't make sense.

344
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,346
Oh, yes, it does.

345
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,349
When I was 6 years
Old, I wanted to...

346
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,418
No, I guess it doesn't.

347
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:50,654
Well, anyway, you talk
To the, uh, little one

348
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,068
And find out how
They think about it.

349
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,424
I'll talk to him.

350
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,159
Oh, hello, mr. Kimball.

351
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,695
Darling, would you hold this?

352
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,541
Oh, no, thanks. I've
Already had lunch.

353
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,631
Oh, they're not for you.

354
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,632
Oh.

355
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,234
Oh, but you're
Welcome to have one.

356
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,747
Oh, well, thank you.

357
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:05,703
What are they?

358
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,605
Hotcake sandwiches.

359
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,573
Hotcake sandwiches?

360
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,243
Yes. Two hotcakes with
One hotcake in between.

361
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,477
Here, have one.

362
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,712
In between?

363
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,980
Well, it isn't a sandwich

364
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,149
Unless something is in between.

365
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,350
Mr. Kimball?

366
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,452
Look, even if you
Had lunch, try one.

367
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,321
You may never have
This experience again.

368
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,456
Oh...

369
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,760
Thank you.

370
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,995
I'll eat it on my way home.

371
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,498
No, I'm not going
Home. I'm going over to...

372
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,468
Well, I'll eat it by
The time I get there.

373
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,974
Darling, would you like
To have a hotcake sandwich?

374
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,121
Oh, no. I've got to
Fix the tractor here.

375
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,145
Ah. Well, what's wrong with it?

376
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,546
What's wrong with it?
The carburetor is clogged,

377
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,127
The transmission is out,

378
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,550
The differential is jammed,
The drive shaft is bent,

379
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,253
And the block is cracked.

380
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,721
Well, if you had so many
Things wrong with you,

381
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,356
You wouldn't run either.

382
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,691
Well, I'm on my way.

383
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,871
Where are you going with those?

384
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:02,827
I'm taking this to the boys.

385
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:03,896
No, no. Oh, no.

386
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:04,940
They'll come in
When they're hungry.

387
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,897
Let them work.

388
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,309
Well, they've been
Working all morning,

389
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,101
And chuck charles isn't
Used to digging ditches.

390
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,647
Yes. That's what's
Wrong with him.

391
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,482
It's time he did an
Honest day's work.

392
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,616
The manual labor
Will be good for him...

393
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,717
Build his character.

394
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,914
Hi, uncle ollie.

395
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,702
Hi, mrs. Aunt chick.

396
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,750
What the...

397
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,886
I thought you were...

398
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,421
Where have you been?

399
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,001
Well, we went into town

400
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,635
To check the scene
For a little local action,

401
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,860
And, man, it is deadsville.

402
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,706
Yeah. Spook city.

403
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,496
Why aren't you
Out there digging?

404
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,743
Oh, digging? Well, I meant
To tell you about that.

405
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,335
See, as soon as I bent
Down to pick up my shovel,

406
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,138
Whack... My sacroiliac
Went right out.

407
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,367
And mine went with his.

408
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,008
Both at once?

409
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,509
Yeah, something like that.

410
00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:53,722
Well, I'll tell you
What I'm going to do.

411
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,179
I don't want you
To hurt your backs,

412
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,348
So I'm going to give
You something easy.

413
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,084
Now both of you get
Up on the barn there

414
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,387
And tar-paper that roof!

415
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,223
How does he think
These things up?

416
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,269
I don't know, but
He's pretty good at it.

417
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:08,926
Get to work!

418
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:09,995
But, oliver,

419
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,230
The boys didn't
Have their lunch yet.

420
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,498
They can have it at dinner.

421
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,301
Well, if they fall over
From malsubscription,

422
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,536
It's your fault.

423
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,605
Hey, unc...

424
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:25,476
Where'd you get this
Thing from,<I> ben hur?</I>

425
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,311
This is a tractor.

426
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:31,849
Oh. What does it do?

427
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,517
Right now, nothing.

428
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,453
Ooh, easy on her, easy.

429
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,589
An engine is a
Very delicate thing.

430
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,624
Hmm. Now...

431
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,427
If I was to take this
Feed line off of the carb,

432
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,030
And I was to run it
Into the intake manifold,

433
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,032
Then maybe...

434
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,235
Do you think you
Could get this running?

435
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,271
Holy camshaft, uncle ollie.

436
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,473
Don't you have any faith
In the younger generation?

437
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,148
Well, how's it going?

438
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,249
Cool, man.

439
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,451
I got the pot tuned
Up like a $9 watch.

440
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,964
Oh? Can I start it?

441
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,465
You better wait. Why?

442
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,156
Eb's sleeping under there.

443
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,692
Sleeping? Hey, come
On, get out of there.

444
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,230
This has sure been a tough day.

445
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,435
Go ahead, unc. Let's fire it up.

446
00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:29,574
Switch on?

447
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,741
Switch on.

448
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,111
Whoo.

449
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,213
Chuck, you're a shaggy genius.

450
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,983
Yeah. Why don't you take
It out for a little spin, unc?

451
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:39,984
Better watch it, though.

452
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,196
I got that gear box
Wound pretty tight.

453
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,554
I know how to drive
This. I've been driving this...

454
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:48,125
Wowee, look at him go. Whoo!

455
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,593
Out of sight in 2 seconds flat.

456
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,195
He must be doing 70.

457
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,365
80 miles an hour on a tractor?

458
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,366
When I caught him,

459
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,912
He was just
Shifting into second.

460
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,314
Well, what have you got to say

461
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,218
For yourself, lead foot?

462
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,806
It's not my fault, your honor.

463
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,541
The tractor was souped up.

464
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,878
Oh, you had a souped-up tractor?

465
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,791
Well, I'm surprised
You're not wearing

466
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,016
One of those long haircuts.

467
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,986
I didn't mean to go that fast.

468
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,332
Then why didn't you stop

469
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,866
When I first flagged you down?

470
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,256
I didn't have any brakes.

471
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,459
Well, I guess to
Hot rodders like you

472
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,439
Brakes are a little
Bit old fashioned.

473
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,463
But, your honor...

474
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,796
$25.

475
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,599
And to top it all,
That judge fined me $25.

476
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,235
Serves you right for
Going that fast in a tractor.

477
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,814
I didn't try to go that fast.

478
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,016
Well, how fast
Did you try to go?

479
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,317
It's all the fault
Of that chuck.

480
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,685
He's going to have
To work off that fine.

481
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,987
You know, I'm going
To have a long talk

482
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,054
With that nephew of yours.

483
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,011
He's your nephew.

484
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,090
I just gave him to you.

485
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,595
Haney: howdy, mr. Douglas.

486
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,352
Not now. I'm in a hurry.

487
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,965
All right, I'll wait here...

488
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,989
For the $42.50.

489
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,858
$42.50? What for?

490
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:58,329
Damages incurred by
Your runaway tractor.

491
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,518
Damages?

492
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,598
You went by my
Place this morning

493
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,634
Doing 90 miles an hour.

494
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,302
80 miles an hour.

495
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,404
Well, when you did,

496
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,772
You tore out a
Half a mile of fence.

497
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,007
Fence?

498
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,442
I guess you didn't see.

499
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,111
Your eyes must've been
Full of goose feathers.

500
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,991
What are you talking about?

501
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,815
You went through my
Whole flock of geese...

502
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,618
Denuded every one of them.

503
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,832
I didn't hit any geese.

504
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,923
Then why are they
Standing out there

505
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,293
A-shiverin' and a-honkin'?

506
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,262
The way I figure it,

507
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,830
There's $10 for the fence,

508
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,467
12.50 for the geese,

509
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,135
$20 for the bull...

510
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,704
Bull? My prize brahma.

511
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,675
Don't tell me I
Denuded him, too.

512
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:47,278
No, you stampeded him.

513
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,181
He run clear over to ben
Miller's place and back.

514
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,049
He lost 10 pounds.

515
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,285
Beef sells at $2.00 a pound.

516
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,253
That's $20,

517
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,055
Making a grand total

518
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,559
Of $42.50.

519
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,595
$42.50? Aha.

520
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,375
Could we make
That an even amount?

521
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,498
Sure.

522
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,068
Here's, uh, 50 cents.

523
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:14,405
Mr. Douglas, I guess
I'll just have to sue you

524
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,474
For the whole amount.

525
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,918
Well, you just go right ahead,

526
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,874
And you sue me.

527
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,875
And remember what happened

528
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:19,955
The last time you sued me.

529
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:20,911
You didn't get a nickel,

530
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,257
And you won't get
A nickel this time.

531
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,214
I'm a little tired of you...

532
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,882
That'll be another
$30, mr. Douglas.

533
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,084
What for?

534
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,719
My motor won't start.

535
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,054
You're blaming that on me?

536
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,991
It happened on your property.

537
00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,697
Say, unc, could I...

538
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,899
Wow.

539
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,002
That's a real winner.

540
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,038
The girl knows a
Mechanical wonder

541
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,173
When she sees it.

542
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:50,919
This girl is my nephew.

543
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,576
Howdy, honey.

544
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,910
Unc...

545
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,056
No, it's all right.

546
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,158
He's a little nearsighted.

547
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:57,659
Look, do you think you could get

548
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,027
Mr. Haney's engine running?

549
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,452
Oh, yeah. I might have
To kipe a few parts.

550
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,288
Well, whatever
You have to do, do it,

551
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,701
Because it's costing
Mr. Haney a lot of money

552
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:09,326
To park here at
A dollar an hour.

553
00:22:09,395 --> 00:22:13,096
A dollar an hour?
I'm not paying you...

554
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,809
Then move your truck.

555
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,000
I can't.

556
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:21,872
How would you like
A $42.50 repair job?

557
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,607
Sold.

558
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,887
All right. Do you think
You can make it run?

559
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,645
Sure.

560
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,580
All you need's a new engine.

561
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,847
Who stole my engine?

562
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,595
What's the matter, darling?

563
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,264
Somebody stole my engine.

564
00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:36,687
Nobody stole anything.

565
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:39,056
Chuck charles put
It in mr. Haney's truck.

566
00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,235
What?

567
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,393
Well, you told him to
Kipe whatever he needed,

568
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,195
So he kiped the engine.

569
00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:45,296
Hey, what does that mean?

570
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,763
Oh, it means...

571
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,333
Of all the stupid...

572
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:51,280
Where are you going?

573
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:52,436
I'm going over to haney's...

574
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,704
To get my motor back.

575
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,239
Do you know how
To ride that thing?

576
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:57,341
Oh, there's nothing to it.

577
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,843
All you got to do is...

578
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:06,517
110 miles an hour
On a motorcycle?

579
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:07,586
But...

580
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,431
The tractor wasn't
Fast enough for you, huh?

581
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:10,387
Your honor...

582
00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:11,388
What are you trying next?

583
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:13,790
A jet skateboard?

584
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,759
Your honor, I can explain.

585
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,072
Oliver: now, you
See, my nephew...

586
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,576
Your honor, I got
Another one for you.

587
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,797
Oh? And what did he do?

588
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:24,801
95 in a 1926 pickup truck.

589
00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,071
Mr. Douglas, you ought
To be ashamed of yourself.

590
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,107
You turned me into a criminal.

591
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:31,108
Me?

592
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,309
Your honor,

593
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:36,179
I stand before you with
An unblemished record,

594
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,180
And this man...

595
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,181
Quiet.

596
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:41,685
This time, your
Fine will be $35.

597
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,754
25 for you.

598
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:47,924
Your honor, mr. Douglas
Will be glad to pay my fine.

599
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,294
Why should I pay your fine?

600
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:51,562
It was your truck.

601
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:53,997
Yes, but it was your motor.

602
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:01,004
Oh, darling, would you
Like to have some coffee?

603
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,073
Oh, yes, thank you.

604
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,308
Have you got a cup?

605
00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:06,143
No.

606
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,590
Hi there. Just thought
I'd come in to say

607
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:09,854
That I was splitting the scene.

608
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:10,814
Aw. Oliver: what?

609
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:11,815
That's right. I'm cutting out.

610
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,016
Arriverdercisville.

611
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,051
What?

612
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,231
Don't tell me you're leaving.

613
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,688
That's right. I...

614
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:19,189
You mean you've got to go?

615
00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:20,835
Yeah. You can't.

616
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:22,293
Oh, no, you can't... Well...

617
00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:23,605
You mustn't.

618
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,340
It's just that there's too
Much excitement around here.

619
00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:26,730
Well, if your mind's made up...

620
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,076
Maybe we can change it.

621
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,800
No, no, I wouldn't
Want to do that.

622
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:30,868
Here you are, chuck.

623
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,180
Oh, well, I don't
Need any bread.

624
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:33,370
Take it, take it.

625
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:34,549
Make a down
Payment on a haircut.

626
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:35,950
Any time you want to come back

627
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:36,985
You're more than welcome.

628
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,074
Thank you very much.

629
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,477
Any time, chuck, any time. Bye.

630
00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:43,280
Oh, darling, you shoved him out.

631
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:45,282
Who, me? Oh, no.

632
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:47,384
He had to go. Got to get home.

633
00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,320
Besides, if he stayed
Here too long,

634
00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:50,887
He'd be a bad influence on eb.

635
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:51,966
Eb: no, he wouldn't.

636
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,935
I'm still my same
Little square self.

637
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:56,694
How does this grab
You, uncle ollie?

638
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:59,162
Oh, for...

639
00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:06,370
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